Thursday, November 29, 2007

I've never posted on a blog before

I've never posted on a blog before, partly because blogs are a pretty lame medium, and partly because I've never felt the need to. So, given that I am - as Schacter would pretentiously say - a "neophyte" in the world of blogging, I ask the blue house: what is the purpose of this blog? Some possibilities you might want to consider:

(1) A medium for discussion, exchange, and scrutiny of internet porn
(2) A way to point out Schacter's conspicuously frequent use of the word "neophyte."
(3) Another forum for my egocentric lamentations about my future
(4) Where josh posts when he's drunk, so we can closer inspect his ramblings for any traces of coherence
(5) Further accounts of Pete's experience on jeopardy
(6) Periodic reports of Will's perilous living habits
(7) Notifying members of the blue house when a really big shit has been taken (and maybe we can upload pics?)
(8) A covert way to express all our latent homoerotic fantasies
(9) All of the above

Let me know....

3 comments:

Schadey G said...

That's quacktastic!

By the way, I agree with option (9). Oh, and also:

Option (10) A place for Nick to show pictures of himself with passed out 7 year olds.

Arsenio Billingham said...
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Arsenio Billingham said...

i only say neophyte because walt 'clyde' frazier calls people "precocious neophytes" on knicks' broadcasts, you neophyte.