IsitChristmas.CON

BORING, VERMONT - The blue house witnessed the highly anticipated turnover from "NO" to "YES" on isitchristmas.com at the stroke of midnight this morning, Dec. 25. The switch from "NO" to "YES" was the source of much controversy among college males age 20-22. Some maintained that the switch would likely not occur, a claim corroborated by the meager HTML sourcecode which seemed to omit the text string "YES." More optimistic parties pointed out that the sourcecode itself could be changed manually by the web host.

Other debates included whether or not the "YES" would be the same font as the "NO" - large, black and Times New Roman - or whether it might be changed to accommodate the festive colors of Christmas. Philosophical speculation into isitchristmas.com provoked questions of whether the date of Christmas is, at its essence, Dec. 25, or rather, if the onset of Christmas should be defined in terms of the websites status itself.

However, the credibility of isitchristmas.com was called into question when large-penised prodigy and isitchristmas.com guru, YZ, witnessed what he claims to be a premature turnover. According to Mr. Zthe website had already switched over to "YES" at 11:00 pm, the night of December, 24. Allegations of misinformation due to excessive porn viruses on his computer did not deter Mr. Z. At a press conference into Z's questionable information he said: "Isitchristmas.com, a website that I had so dearly admired, is, I am sorry to say, a poorly thought out ruse, intended to shift Christmas back an hour. On Monday, Dec. 24 at 11:00 pm, I witnessed "YES" printed in large, black, Times New Roman letters at http://www.isitchristmas.com ."

Further allegations discredit Mr. Z on account of his "Jew motives." A member of the the board of isitchristmas.com investigators who wished to remain anonymous opined: " Mr. Z is your typical Jew, just ruining everyone's fun. I hope he can live with the blood on his hands, having murdered the lord and savior of all websites, isitchristmas.com."

Media analyst and couch potato extraordinaire Will Gary says that Mr. Z's comments mean a grim future for isitchristmas.com . According to Mr. Gary websites such as isitchristmas.com have, in recent years, been tainted by the commercial forces of the internet, a far cry from where it began as a wholesome, pornless cyberspace. Mr. Gary says, "With the economy facing recession and oil prices on the rise, isitchristmas.com needs to cut its losses. Big business has it in their best interest to lengthen Christmas time as much as possible, and isitchristmas.com is just the way to do it. Although the website historically has clean hands, everyone has price, and if Mr. Z's allegations are true, it looks like isitchristmas.com is a sullied enterprise. MOOKS."

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51848

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51849

Chris Farley... Reincarnated?

Buddhists may have a point.

I've never posted on a blog before

I've never posted on a blog before, partly because blogs are a pretty lame medium, and partly because I've never felt the need to. So, given that I am - as Schacter would pretentiously say - a "neophyte" in the world of blogging, I ask the blue house: what is the purpose of this blog? Some possibilities you might want to consider:

(1) A medium for discussion, exchange, and scrutiny of internet porn
(2) A way to point out Schacter's conspicuously frequent use of the word "neophyte."
(3) Another forum for my egocentric lamentations about my future
(4) Where josh posts when he's drunk, so we can closer inspect his ramblings for any traces of coherence
(5) Further accounts of Pete's experience on jeopardy
(6) Periodic reports of Will's perilous living habits
(7) Notifying members of the blue house when a really big shit has been taken (and maybe we can upload pics?)
(8) A covert way to express all our latent homoerotic fantasies
(9) All of the above

Let me know....

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